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Alles Gute und Gesundheit zum 30.ten.
Wie sagt man so schön
Fegen bringt Segen.
Viel Spass dabei Heute wünschen Dir
HJ & Steffi
Und noch ein alter Mann mehr ...
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Na dann zu später Stunde ...
... aus der Entfernung eine kugelrunde
Feliz cumpleanos de Mallorca
hasta proxima und hoffentlich bald, Junior!!!!!!!
Feliz cumpleanos de Mallorca
hasta proxima und hoffentlich bald, Junior!!!!!!!
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Es gibt auch Frauen für Männer Frauen über 30 . . .
Gratuliere Florian, bald hast du 50% meine Jahren 
Trotz alle Geruchte, gibt es doch ein Leben ab 30; insbesonders gibt es Frauen über 30
Hier der englische Originaltext dazu :-
This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an up date for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
Frodo
Trotz alle Geruchte, gibt es doch ein Leben ab 30; insbesonders gibt es Frauen über 30
Hier der englische Originaltext dazu :-
This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an up date for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
Frodo
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danke für eure glückwünsche....
ja, ich hatte das so schön vorbereitet, alle hatten gedacht ich haue ab (wie jedes jahr).. leider habe ich mich verrechnet... denn mitten in der nacht kamen sie und hatten mich....
ja, gibt es.. leider viel zu viele... meine schwester macht jana ne cd fertig....
cu,
florian
ja, ich hatte das so schön vorbereitet, alle hatten gedacht ich haue ab (wie jedes jahr).. leider habe ich mich verrechnet... denn mitten in der nacht kamen sie und hatten mich....
Klaus Peter hat geschrieben:@Jana: Es gibt doch bestimmt Fotos von der Aktion
ja, gibt es.. leider viel zu viele... meine schwester macht jana ne cd fertig....
cu,
florian
Viele Grüße von
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Florian
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die besten wünsche zum geburtstag, alter sack 
Möööönsch Flori,
da fahr ich einmal nach Budapest und du wirst gleich 30
Von mir (und von Jessi natürlich auch ) unser herzlichstes Beileid zum Verlust eines weiteren Lebensjahres.
Im übrigen, mit 30 habe ich noch nicht ans Heiraten gedacht !!
Weil, wir Männer werden ja nicht älter (so wie die Frauen) sondern interessanter !!!!!!!
Aber auf die Besenbilder freu ich mich trotzdem
da fahr ich einmal nach Budapest und du wirst gleich 30
Von mir (und von Jessi natürlich auch ) unser herzlichstes Beileid zum Verlust eines weiteren Lebensjahres.
Im übrigen, mit 30 habe ich noch nicht ans Heiraten gedacht !!
Weil, wir Männer werden ja nicht älter (so wie die Frauen) sondern interessanter !!!!!!!
Aber auf die Besenbilder freu ich mich trotzdem
http://de-de.facebook.com/BeetleFun.de
"Frauen werden im Durchschnitt fünf Jahre älter als Männer, denn der liebe Gott rechnet ihnen die Zeit vom Einparken nicht an!"
Bernd Stelter
"Frauen werden im Durchschnitt fünf Jahre älter als Männer, denn der liebe Gott rechnet ihnen die Zeit vom Einparken nicht an!"
Bernd Stelter
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